Lamericks

Lamericks

There was a couple from Peru
He stammered and she did, too
When tying the knot
All were distraught
Since they didn’t get past “I do”

Did you hear about Bertha the baker?
Who eloped with the local wine maker?
Though his love was blind
He couldn’t help but find
That her walk was a noisy room shaker.

In the church, I saw Mr. Matthew
Whose vision, it’s known, is askew
We all looked to God
And it seemed so odd
That Matthew was looking at Mrs. Lou

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